Wednesday, May 19, 2010
the stories that happened yesterday
[achtung! the contents of this post might be disgusting to some people]
i was rather stressed with the coming exams, so i interviewed a couple of friends of a random topic.
Q: klau susah nak berak nak buat ape?
subject A: mkn pisang.. ape punye soklan daa..
subject B: erm. berusaha dgn lbeh gigih? haha
subject C: eeeuwww. cuba position yg lain. subject D: tibe2 jadi doctor kan. haha. jap pikir. makan pisang byk2. fibre. kot.
subject E: sayur bagi senang digest. or minum teh.
Q: klau masih tak dpt gak?
subject A: xyah la berak.
[jawapan paling tak boleh blah! haha]
subject B: ambik chopstick, sepit dan tarik taik tu kelua. HAHAHAHAHAHA
subject C: ko gelek2 skit. pastu... inhale exhale 5 kali. pastu teran!
subject D: telan julap. or suh gi klinik la...
subject E: pegi klinik. mkn buah betik or pisang.
gee, erm thanks guys! so if you are having problems with beraking, feel free to choose any of the above advices. be it the chopstick or just cancel your berak plans. HAHA.
since we are talking about pooping and tahi all along, you might want to "refresh" your eyes and thoughts a little.
see? pretty pretty CLEAN flower...
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