I got this from CLEO March edition and find it intriguing...
"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush'."
*dies in hysterical laugh*
That's probably why God made you soo rich Megan, so you can hire a full time butler!